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Listen, there's a reason this wacky little British event gets so much press every year. It's fun, looks cool in pictures, and the winner gets cheese. Easy. And yeah, there are an unlimited number of jokes you can make about yuppies or foodies or whatever, but if you look on the bright side, what that really means is that even sedentary armchair critics get to participate in their own way. And aren't competitive sports the most fun when everyone's a winner? Aww, you guys.
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