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Going to Weddings
Now this might seem like a sort of depressing thing to do when you're single, but it's not and here's why. First, weddings are excellent places to drink for free and dance and who doesn't like drinking for free and dancing? Only monsters don't like those things. Monsters. Plus, everyone loves going to weddings, but you know what not everyone loves? Being married. And if you're single and going to a wedding, I can basically guarantee that you will have a drunken, good time and still leave without being legally attached to someone that you will almost definitely grow bored of within a few years.