Thursday, January 3, 2013
It's Ok to Be Alone
Posted by Kristin Iversen on Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:12 PM
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Drugs and Karaoke
Not that I'm recommending that you do a lot of drugs, they're illegal and everything. But have you ever been in a relationship with someone and saw them really fucked up and then a little seed of hate was planted deep inside of you because when someone is high you see a real and true part of them that maybe they hide when they're sober but once it comes out you can't unsee it and maybe it's terrible. Also, people get really needy when they're high and you never want to be the needy one in a relationship. Or be in a relationship with a needy person. Bottom line, it's just smarter and more fun to get trashed when you're single. That's all I'm saying. Same goes for karaoke, actually. If you're at all inclined to sing karaoke, don't do it in front of a person who will later see you naked. It won't end well.
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About The Author
Kristin Iversen
Kristin Iversen is the Managing Editor at Brooklyn Magazine and the L Magazine. She has been described as "a hipster buzzword made flesh." This seems pretty accurate.
