Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Unemployed in Brooklyn? 5 Lucrative Alternatives to Your Dream Job

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Actors

So, you act. Well, you probably have another job already, because aahhahaha, actors as waiters, what a fun cliche this is! But maybe re-think it, because the unemployment rate for waiters is hovering around 10%, which doesn't suck as much as your field's 28% average, but still, it sucks.

Sure, you could become a "Tour and Travel Guide" — those people are always struggling actors, aren't they — since demand seems to be increasing, but I think the real money field job seems to be "Director, religious activities and education," (i.e. cult leader). Only .3% of those people are unemployed, and hey, you're narcissistic and charismatic, aren't you?

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Virginia K. Smith is the Assistant Editor at The L Magazine and a Bushwick resident. Her profile picture was taken at Summerscreen, because she is a real team player.

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