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Have Good Sex
This would kind of be the best alternative, right? Because, first of all, if you're having good sex, you've already won. But also, while everyone else is talking Monday morning about all the bad sex that took place on Girls, you can be all smug and superior about the good sex that you were having in real life. The whole point with these alternate activities to watching Girls, after all, is to allow you to feel smug and superior. So have some sex! WIn-win.