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I've already been thinking about doing a juice cleanse. Not to get healthy, but to lose a dramatic amount of weight by just shitting myself all day. I think that's how juice cleanses work? But also, juices have lots of vitamins that might prevent me from dying. So, probably, if I were dying of the plague, I'd drink juice. Where would I get it? Well, I've been meaning to check out this new place, The Juice Pedaler, which is sort of near where I live and is also a bike shop. It's a thought anyway. A semi-feverish thought. It also involves renting a bike and riding around Prospect Park, spreading disease on the Brooklyn winds. It's not really fleshed-out yet. We'll see.