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"Hipster wienie roast...bring your own marshmallows"
See, hipsters appreciate things ironically, so if there were a raging fire, instead of being all concerned or whatever, they'd be all like, "oh, blah, a fire, maybe we could roast hot dogs and drink archetypally blue-collar beers because it would be ironic and detached." Hipsters are also jerks so they wouldn't even have marshmallows for you; you'd have to bring your own. [photo