Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Williamsburg is On Fire! Here Come the Hipster Jokes!

Posted By on Wed, Jan 23, 2013 at 9:00 AM

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"Only artisanal marshmallows, please"
Oh! Hahahahaha! See, hipsters never eat anything normal—all the things they eat are organic, or artisanal, or locally sourced, or some other such thing. Like, even marshmallows, you know? So if hipsters were going to roast marshmallows at the city fire (see above), of course even the marshmallows would have to be fancy! You couldn't just bring regular ol' puffed ones from the bodega, see? [photo]

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