Monday, January 28, 2013

Doomsday Prepping in Brooklyn, A Field Guide

Posted By on Mon, Jan 28, 2013 at 11:30 AM

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This little guy is prepared. ARE YOU?
  • This little guy is prepared. ARE YOU?

Dogs

It would be smart to have a dog with you. Or several dogs. A pack is not the worst idea. And, luckily, you live in Brooklyn, so you probably already have a dog or two anyway! Yes, dogs need to eat too and that might be a little stressful, but they will be an asset as well, because they can protect you. I mean, my dog won't let anyone come within two feet of me before she goes completely psychotic and attacks. You should start training your dogs now to become some kind of unholy army so that they will be prepared for Doomsday themselves. And, worst case scenario, you can eat them for food. Dogs are so loyal that they'll probably offer up their little, stubby necks. Oh my god, Doomsday just got so real for me. I'm going to go throw up from sadness now. Poor dogs. They don't deserve this.

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Kristin Iversen

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Kristin Iversen is the Managing Editor at Brooklyn Magazine and the L Magazine. She has been described as "a hipster buzzword made flesh." This seems pretty accurate.

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