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This is a different beast than the "highly referential" profile of which we just spoke. This, more often than not, is crazy person territory, the kind of meandering 10,000-word profile that serves as nothing more than a red flag. Nobody has time for that. Besides being sort of weird and self-centered, it's also just overwhelming. Even if someone gets through your little opus, there's a slim chance of them bothering to pick out a single detail to talk to you about.