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Best Place to Go If You're Having an Affair: Rhythm & Booze
Oh, this is a sad thing. Don't do it. Or, at least, if you're going to do it, don't wring your hands over it. I mean, acknowledge what a terrible thing it is that you're doing, but either do it or don't. Personally, I don't even think you should be out drinking in public, just frolicking around without a care in the world while you're conducting your illicit business, but I am not here to judge. I am here to offer up advice on where to eat or drink at different stages in your relationship. So, Rhythm & Booze. This is the place. I can almost promise you—without even knowing you—that no one you know will be in this place. Unless you are really good friends with a bunch of old-school Windsor Terrace residents, in which case, I don't know, go to somewhere in Bushwick. Or just meet your special friend at the Holiday Inn Express in Gowanus or something. Go to the Upper East Side for all I care. But if you do go to Rhythm & Booze, you will find a quiet, dark bar, where you can sit in a poorly lit corner and be all tawdry and stuff. Hopefully, you'll feel appropriately guilty, but maybe not. Maybe you are beyond all hope.