Tuesday, February 12, 2013
The Perfect Brooklyn Date Spots for the 11 Stages In Your Relationship
Posted by Kristin Iversen on Tue, Feb 12, 2013 at 9:45 AM
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Perfect Place to Go If You Just Want a One-Night Kind of a Thing: Metropolitan Bar
Well, I will preface this pick by saying that, ideally, you should pick a bar that's close to where you live. Nothing is more of a spontaneity-killer then a long cab ride, or, worse, the subway. Especially if it's the G train. So, Metropolitan Bar might be a little inconvenient for you if you're not in Williamsburg, but it is really the perfect place to go if you want to do a fun, cheap activity that shows that you're putting in some effort and are not just after sex, even though that's exactly what you're after. Anyway, head to Metropolitan Bar on a Saturday evening and participate in the Craft Magic Happy Hour where you can get cheap, strong drinks and make fun stuff. The craft—and the magic—change every week, so sometimes you can make Shrinky-Dinks and sometimes you can make pornographic buttons. And then you get to have sex. You can't lose.
Metropolitan Bar, 559 Lorimer Street
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About The Author
Kristin Iversen
Kristin Iversen is the Managing Editor at Brooklyn Magazine and the L Magazine. She has been described as "a hipster buzzword made flesh." This seems pretty accurate.
