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Best Place to Celebrate Your Anniversary: Calyer
A year is a very long time. CONGRATULATIONS. What better way to celebrate than by drinking some expertly crafted cocktails and then stumbling home for some messy, vision-impaired sex? No better way! There is no better way. The food is quite lovely, but what you really ought to be doing is downing Son of a Guns. Do it. You'll feel better about yourself and your relationship. Not that you were feeling poorly. Who doesn't love being attached to someone? Who doesn't love "love"? Only a sociopath, that's who. And you're not a sociopath, are you? I didn't think so. Bottoms up!