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Hopefully, by the time you've committed to spending the entire rest of your life with a person, you're ok with them seeing you with rib sauce all over your face — if you're not, maybe re-think the whole thing? — but still, eating something totally messy (and stomach-lining) feels particularly appropriate here. If you're going the traditional route, you have a high-pressure, family-juggling, white-dress wearing meal in your near future, so for now, eat a ton of delicious meat and don't worry if it gets in your hair or on your clothes or whatever. Also, now would be a good time for more whiskey.