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So, ok, you can't get totally naked in Prospect Park. You'd be arrested. How embarrassing. Try not to get arrested for something so banal next time. Anyway, even though you can't get totally naked, you can go topless. This goes for men and women. This does at least guarantee a certain kind of freedom. It also guarantees, I would imagine, a certain kind of imprisonment. Not a literal kind, no, but the kind where it is already imprisoning enough to have to walk around in the summer with eyes focused on every movement your body makes when it's covered. I can't even imagine wanting to walk around in the park letting everything hang out. But then, I'm not a naturist. For those that are, go to the park. Go lay down by the lake. Enjoy yourself and your freedom to be topless. And don't forget to celebrate on August 25, which is National Go Topless Day. It's not noted on any calendar that I've ever owned, but it is, apparently, a thing.