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Duh. Sure, it still sucks outside, and you won't be able to do certain things, like sit comfortably outside in sinful, glorified underwear, swim in the ocean, or feel the sun gently caressing your baby oiled skin. You will have the place mostly to yourself, though, and can still partake in that other beach day classic, subtly drinking white wine out of a soda bottle and stuffing it back in your tote bag whenever anyone official-seeming walks by. Fun!