The NYPD issued thousands upon thousands of public urination citations in 2012, Gothamist reports
, but not all police precincts issue equally. This probably has less to do with actual instances of peeing on the street and more with the priorities of the local cops. Like, the 68th Precinct in Bay Ridge issued 100 tickets, but that boozy neighborhood has a surfeit of bars that are likely sending hordes out onto the streets with full bladders and loose ethics. Here's a list of the neighborhoods in which you're most likely to be cited—a little data to inform your decision about whether to unzip.