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10) Brooklyn Heights
Brooklyn Heights! Why are you so far down the list? Oh right, it's because not only can we not afford to live in you, but we don't even know if we'd want to anymore. You've changed, Brooklyn Heights. Raising a child with you, well, even if we could afford to do it, we might prefer to spend that money elsewhere. Like the Upper East SIde? Because there's no difference between you and the Upper East Side anymore, Brooklyn Heights. You have the same private school culture, the same population division of Patagonia-clad young families and exquisitely dressed and perfectly accessorized octogenarian women. There's no difference! Except that the UES has all those museums. And you don't. You're just not worth it anymore, Brooklyn Heights. Sorry.