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Is there anything more self esteem-boosting than mocking the parenting choices of others? No! Nothing is better than that. If you're feeling bad about yourself, just laugh at the life choices of others. And the latest thing that we can mock is the latest trend in Brooklyn parenting (oh, Brooklyn! never change): elimination communication. As the New York Times reports, parents are skipping the diaper years and just letting their babies poop in pots or sinks or whatever's handy. Babies as young as three weeks are pooping wherever is most convenient, although, as one parent notes, " “I don’t think you can walk down Fifth Avenue and just let your baby poop on the sidewalk.” Well said. So, yeah, if you need to forget about the anxiety you feel about the state of the world right now, just read about "elimination communication" and laugh at how absurd literally every single thing is right now. Every single thing.