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Admittedly, I don't really take the R. Not for any specific reasons it just... doesn't come up. So I asked my colleague Henry Stewart, who offered, "Well, the R runs through a lot of major neighborhoods: Bay Ridge, Sunset Park, Park Slope, Fort Greene, Brooklyn Heights... but if you're dating and riding the train home at night, you're doing it wrong! Ba dum ch!" Jokes like this are best kept in Bay Ridge.