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A "special Mermaid-themed, air-conditioned portapotty with security to prevent the mer-serfs from getting in," to be exact. For the low, low price of $5,000! People spend that much money on way worse things literally every second of every day. Really, this is an incredibly solid investment. Good for shock value, of course, but then you start thinking about the logistics of a crowded public event—let alone one near the beach, where public bathrooms are always at their worst—and then you realize: this is the greatest gift you could ever give yourself.