Eyewitnesses spotted him just before 9am yesterday, first scaling down a mesh netting that was dangling off the bridge as part of a construction project before he (apparently) realized the netting was too short and scurried back up like it was no big deal. He found a water hose to use instead—all MacGyver-like—tying it to a post at the top of the bridge and descending down "really fast," an onlooker said. He landed on the roof of an NYPD repair shop and fled the scene, forever* vanishing into the sunlight as friendly neighborhood Spider-Men tend to do before making out with Emma Stone. You can't make this stuff up! (Except people do all the time in movies and comic books.) See it for yourself at ABC News with footage caught by a witness.
*Or at least until the police find him, which they haven't been able to do yet, though at this point they suspect it was merely a stunt with no malicious intent, so that's cool.
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