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Gravel and Gold Boob Top
I know, I know. Most people think of a classic, navy-and-white striped shirt when they think of French style. But what do you want me to do? Also recommend that you buy a beret? No. Please. This shirt is much more evocative of French culture to me, because when I think of being in France, I think of boobs. And this shirt has lots of boobs. So it is therefore very French and thus worth wearing on Bastille Day.
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