Time to go shopping. Today marks the start of Seventh on Sale, the giant, ninth annual sample sale of clothes sold on Seventh Avenue. There'll be more than 30,000 items for you to buy, some of which are available at up to 70% discount. Call now for your free commemorative coin purse. Get your Christmas shopping done, if all your friends and family members are fun, young females. Funyun females. All the huge brands that you love will be there, such as Marc Jacobs, Chanel, Stride-Rite, and Prada.
Buy all the hottest new shawls and pants that you have been dreaming of. Get there early to avoid/participate in the madness: it's from 4 to 6pm today, from 10am to noon and then 3 to 5pm on Saturday, and then from 11am to 2pm on Sunday. It's at the 69th Regiment Armory, on 68 Lexington Ave at 26th St, and each time block costs $20, all of which goes to HIV/AIDS awareness education programs.
If it's all too much for you, you can stay where you are and shop directly through your electronic computer via the world wide websites, and you can do that until December 6th. You might even be able to buy an outfit that a celebrity wore or looked at one time. I bet that would feel like heaven on earth, like angel wings just burst out the skin of my back.