There's a networking party tonight (hosted by NetParty) for young professionals, with free food and drinks and acrobats. I have no idea why there are acrobats, and there's no narrowing down of field, so you just have to be a professional in general. No funny business, no babies, no roofies. It's free as long as you RSVP, and it looks like it's going to be huge. It's at the Hiro Ballroom, it starts at 6:15, and the free food and drinks only last until 7:15, but the professional dancing lasts until 11pm. Get out your blazers and sweatpants, it's time to meet other people. Also, if you don't RSVP but decide at the last minute that there's no way you're missing this event, it's going to cost you $20. But if you grind your butt into a million new clients it's all worth it, isn't it.
Check out the very hilarious joke I made with the image of plugs.
A special surprise after the jump.
Gotcha. Just kidding.
It's just this picture of my grandparents.