So who's still in New York? I am. Are you?
For today, why not watch the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons being blown up? If you're interested, go to Central Park West, between 77th and 81st Streets between 4 and 7pm to see flat cartoon animals like Sponge Pants and Blue Clue and Hello Kitty assuming their familiar forms, slowly. I can't think of anything more fun than a balloon, not even hugging my best friends or feeling my mother's cold fingers touching my face before she asks me if I'm going to cut my hair. No, I'm not planning to.