What's more relaxing than a stranger touching your body while you're sitting in a bank? I can think of a few things, like tea, sleeping, or dying. There's free financial advice for ladies (oh my g we need help so bad you guise sometimes), along with free wines, free hors d'oeuvres, and free massages. Ask them if they have credit cards with pictures of babies on them. Celebrity babies.
If you want to go, call or email Maya Reda (firstname.lastname@example.org or 212-643-5703) to save a spot. It's from 6 to 9pm, and it's at the Citi Smith Barney at Penn Plaza on 43rd St.