It's time for the Wurst Boat Party, that ocean-spraying disco danceparty on the East River, brought to you by People Don't Dance No More. Picture this: you're on a boat, strings of lights are twinkling on the poop deck--and in your eyes--as you move to the sound of DJed music from My Cousin Roy, Lee Douglas and a bunch of others. You look great!
Get on board the Half Moon Cruise Ship at midnight tonight (tickets are $20 in advance aka NOW, or $25 when you show up) at E 23rd Street and the West Side Highway, party and drink (cash bar on board--go to the ATM beforehand) until the boat gets back at 3:30am. It's the weekend, you know. (Click here for pics from past years.)