Monday, August 18, 2008
Animal of the Day: Oncorhynchus rastrosus
Posted by Mark on Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Or, the Sabertooth Salmon.
Vital Statistics:
Lived: Late Miocene to Pleistocene.
Habitat: Off of what is now California.
Size: 9 feet in length.
Fangs: Yes.
Eats: Whatever It Wants, It's a 9-foot Fish with Fangs.
Scary: Yes.
No I Mean Like Scary Scary: I Said Yes Didn't I?
Extinct: Yes.
Really: Yes.
But There Are Salmon Now: Yes.
Fangs: No.
But If They Grew Fangs Through Like Some Mutation From Genetically Engineered Feed: I See Where You're Going With This.
And Maybe One Grew To An Unnatural Size: Yes.
And Then Another One Did and Those Two Spawned: Yes.
And Then a Mutant Master Race of Sabertooth Salmon: Yes.
Likely: No Not Really.
Possible: I Guess.
Possible: No... no.
Possible: I Guess.
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