Friday, August 29, 2008
John McCain Makes His Pick
Posted by Sharon on Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 12:00 PM
McCain chooses Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska for his running mate, because he's all, hey, I can be SO historic, too! I gots a lady on my ticket! And I want to split the women's vote! Pay attention to me! Stop talking about how cute Barack Obama's daughters are! (OMG, amazingly cute.)
Now then: how long until The View's Elizabeth Hasselbeck has the VP hopefull eating out of her hand on the show in a dainty flowered sundress? Maybe they'll give her a full week of co-hosting duties. Whoopi will plotz.
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