So is Astroland closing, for really really real this time? Quite possibly. Well, it closes for the season this weekend. (And for that matter, the Cyclones have their last regular-season game on Saturday, weather permitting at least, though they're looking at the playoffs.) Hurricane Hanna is going to pour on us tomorrow, so wear a garbage back and play whack-a-mole, all by yourself on a gray deserted pier. Truly, nothing gold can stay.