People are really out to get Miley Cyrus: when you're a Disney darling
and the most Popular Girl in the World, the rumor mill goes warp speed crazy on your ass. And I'm not even talking about that Vanity Fair cover
, which, well, let's just not go there right now.
Last September, teeny-bopper mag J-14
issued a false report that the Hannah Montana star was preggo
. And nearly one year later (what is this, the back-to-school version of morbid gossip bullshit?) some losers claimed that Miley died in a fatal car crash
. Yahoo actually picked up the story, which also wound up on Digg.
Gross. That said, the whole Miley-Cyrus-Nick-Jonas-Selina-Gomez love triangle via song lyrics
is totally my favorite thing in the world right now: seriously, why are they fighting over NICK JONAS? It's like saying Isaac is your favorite Hanson brother. Not. Okay.