Have you set your DVR to record Paris Hilton's latest rollicking visual trainwreck, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
? That's okay! If you miss this series, you can always catch her on the next go-round. P. Hilton will soon begin working (and I use that term loosely) with flat-ironed hair mogul and Larry King stand-in Ryan Seacrest on a new, scripted series. Because The Simple Life
was totally impromptu every step of the way through, and girl is ready for a change.
Details are spotty, so it's hard to say, at this juncture, who will be the biggest diva. Or whose slimy smile of quiet triumph frightens me more.