Friday, September 19, 2008

Someone Else Made This So You Don't Have To: Teen Girls, Old Ladies and Spoiled Pets For Obama

Posted by Sharon on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 9:34 AM

The Etsy.com elves were hard at work this week, toiling away in their gingerbread houses to create political paraphernalia for the indie-minded consumer. Today, we focus on some sleek new Barack Obama items, mostly because I can't bring myself to discuss this anit-Sarah Palin button and keychain, which coolly reference Matt Damon's "it's like a bad Disney movie" comment.

1. Blue Wings Obama Shirt by coup

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Obama is depicted here as an angel, with metallic-blue wings of change spreading across your chest. That's how we know you really mean it, hipster. But instead of that chucky necklace, may I suggest accessorizing with an Arden Wohl headband? You wouldn't want to look like you cared TOO MUCH, after all.

2. Old White Woman For Obama Bracelet by livewire

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"Who says old white women are not Obama's 'demographic'?! Prove them wrong!" Oh, to be the silversmith who forged this bangle. So, yes: Are you old? Are you white? Do you <3 Barack Obama, sterling silver, and brash engravings? Well, then, this is pretty much the best way to spend your nest-egg monies before all the banks collapse. Enjoy!

3. Princess 4 Obama Sterling Tags by AutumnLeavesJewelry

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We can force dogs to wear human costumes and send them to movie premieres, so we damn well better be able to tell them how to vote.

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