A debate, that is! Answer: a U of Mississippi worker bee dude vacuuming the podium in full-suit! It's exactly like those ridiculous cleaning-product commercials where the ladies keep house in business casual-wear, except, he's a man! Doing some masculine old-skool sweepin' (baby steps: fighting sexism in this campaign!). But why is that vacuum so OLD, srsly? Oh who am I kidding, nobody can afford one of these freakish Dyson things anymore, not even him.
Just a little unintentional LOLZ courtesy of the Times's The Caucus blog.
Also, whatwhat, L.C. and Nate Archibald will be booty-texting each other tonight while the rest of the nation sews their cash into their matresses during the commercial breaks. At least somebody's having fun!