Yeah, we are all "on the outside
" today, Urban Outfitters. Appreciate the sad-eyed model visual. Is it not awkward to be bombarded with pretty catalogue pictures right now, at this very special moment in our Crisis Time? Oh woe and yay and let's just giggle ourselves to death because WTF etc.?! Welcome to Main Street,
where new houndstooth fall jackets are an urban myth.
CNTL + ALT + DELETE, DSW! I cannot afford your wacky ankle booties under $50 anymore. Leave me and my non-dollars alone, kthxbai.