Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Stuff I'm ___ing: "Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)"

Posted By on Tue, Sep 30, 2008 at 1:45 PM

While Mark reads The Road, I'm listening to John Brown's latest hip-hop anthem "Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)," which landed in my inbox earlier this week -- just in time for the Greatest Depression! Lord knows I need something new to cry-dance to in between sewing my cash into my Craig's List roommate's couch and blogging about people who don't wear pants. Financial apocalypse, hol-ler.

In his latest joint, The King of the Burbz mashes of Palin's pipeline speech with his own observations about what Sarah Palin's future intentions for our America might be! Among the many lip-synchable lyrical gems: "Get to Capitol Hill/Then it's drill, baby, drill, fo' real," "At first you impressed us/Even Diddy left breathless," "Tap that ass like a beer keg," and "Oh man, you look gooood in that bronze tan."

It's like she came out of heaven? She's such the main attraction? He wants to master her stature? Oh hah hah x infinity, Brown has a sorta serious crush on Moose Burger. But what a pity he didn't think to riff on her insanely shiny legs. Seriously, WTF is up with that? Does she oil them with her personal offshore drilling supply?

Download or stream "Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)" here, and ignore the NSFW naughty advertisements.

HOCKEY MOM! Who now causes fatwas through accidental hand-shakey flirtations with world leaders. Um.


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