Political coverage is everywhere, and the election is all anybody talks about. It can be tiring. Normally, a trip to the rest room offers a brief 30-second to five-minute respite (depends, right? Right?). But I just came back from taking a pee [that's me, pictured, writing the first sentence of this post] and while I was there I overheard the following from someone talking on the phone, who was most definitely not taking a pee.
"I've been very disappointed in the candidates offered by both parties, you know, Obama is very eloquent but has no real experience, and well, McCain seems to have, you know, personality issues."
Thanks Taking a Crap man! Can I pass you some toilet paper to go with those talking points?