During a regular week, Someone Else Made This So That You Don't Have To provides me with the excuse to troll the bowels of DIY marketplace Etsy.com for amazing thingz fashioned out of dust by by whimsical fairy queens! However, the American Apparel Halloween guide is in, it is far more important, at this juncture, to discuss the quid pro quo hipster chain's costume suggestions. Herein, a close and fearsome look at what Dov Charney wants you to don on the last day of October. (Do not forget to watch some of the helpful internet How-To videos.) He is bringing sexxy back: Go 'head, be gone with it.
90s Teen Pregger: She is soooo ambiguous. Is it Brit Brit? Jamie Lynne? Jessical Alba? Bristol Palin? Does it matter? She's wearing short shorts and is carrying a garbage-bag purse. And a fetus. Darling headband, though.
Nudist Colony: It's like a David Sedaris essay
meets Genesis. I cannot stop staring at the poor
redbeard who is so delighted to be holding the spatula. Why is he
wearing driving mocs? Oh, because the apocalypse is coming. Jump on a vespa and DRIVE, just like Elijah Wood in Deep Impact. Then, cook your naked friends some juicy moose patties.