The Moth StorySLAM debuts their first Brooklyn event with this week's "Blood" theme. Get up there and tell a story (or just watch some brave sod do it for you) about but not limited to any of the following: scrapes, scratches, vampires, doctors, dentists, office throwdowns, jousting matches, shiv attacks, and that E.R. episode you saw one time that made you want to look away.
8 pm; $6 at the door. Union Hall, 702 Union St, at Fifth St; themoth.org
Everyone at The L HQ pretty much has notebooks covered in poetic frontman Will Sheff's name. With hearts drawn around it. Totes crushing. you know. They're just GOOD. Listen and cry and bop your head and frown and maybe play eye-hockey with someone you will never speak to. With Crooked Fingers and Black Joe Lewis & the Honey Bears.
7pm; $25. Webster Hall, 125 E 11th St, between Third and Fourth Aves; webster-hall.com
Just go home, make yourself something nice to eat, or just eat the CW for dinner. It's very satisfying. By the way: I do not forgive that man-hussy Dan Humphrey for being a judgmental douche in sensy-boy's clothing. TEAM SERENA, ya'll.
8 pm; Free. Your Awesome Living Room.