My advice to you is: start drinking heavily.
Happy Election Day, everyone, here is your NYC Board of Elections Poll Site Locator. Open until 9pm, you can vote however you like. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to refresh 538 over and and over again until my brain is a hopeless quivering stew of anxiety and Hope Juice, my friends, our long national nightmare is almost over.
PART THE CURTAINS AND STEP INSIDE, oh yeah.
Sharon and I will be posting transcipts of our anxious, addles iChats all day, and be sure to check back here tomorrow for thelmagazine.com's continuing coverage of Race for the White House: 2012.