Jesus, calm down. Distract yourself with a long article. Here, David Bordwell (author of the book everybody reads in their first film studies class, among many other books) observes:
Barthes' essay, along with other Structuralist studies, initiated the academic field of "narratology," the systematic study of storytelling as it is manifested in many media. From the 1970s to the present, this became a vast, varied, and exciting area of inquiry.And that's really the introduction, what follows is a long narratological reading of the respective "stories" of Obama and McCain, with particular interest in their autobiographies.
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Now, after a thirty-year pageant of academic theories and analyses, we find that the term has trickled down, so to speak, to bare-knuckle politics. It turns out that the current Presidential election in the U. S. is all about "narratives." The candidates have them, as do the campaigns. And those narratives are served up in newspaper accounts that are also narratives. How the word gained its new status is a question for another time. For now, we have plenty of tales to occupy the narratologist.