What would this Glorious Recession of Spam be without Page Six Magazine, our clutch player? This week, they took some abnormally wealthy New Yorkers and helped them acclimate to our new economy. Let's " go slumming" with a brand-spanking new haircut, they said. How about it: "Four conservative New Yorkers decided to embrace their inner hipster with a trip to the city's edgiest new salon." Head, meet desk.