The most-emailed story on nytimes.com as of yesterday afternoon is an article about this ridiculous bacon-wrapped-sausage-wrapped bacon thing. (This got the original source of the "bacon explosion" so much traffic that the site crashed for a bit, because we are a nation of hideous slobs.) So, obviously, have a good weekend watching the Super Bowl.
Oh, also, if your blood is still foolishly forcing itself through thick fat-encrusted arteries after this and that case of Coors, hey, Betty Crocker brownies shaped like footballs! Laces out etc.