"After all, your pigs are far more intelligent than the other
animals, and therefore the best qualified to run the farm â in fact there
couldn't have been an Animal Farm at all without them: so that what was
needed (someone might argue) was not more communism but more public-spirited
-T.S. Eliot, explaining to George Orwell why he was rejecting Animal Farm on behalf of Faber and Faber.
In conclusion, T.S. Eliot caused the financial crisis.