Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A Joke, for April Fool's Day. Happy April Fools Day.

Posted By on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 9:00 AM


Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Horse says, "My wife and I don't have sex anymore."


Does this joke die on the page? Probably. I really don't care at this point. Anyway, the great thing about this joke is it has as many punchlines as there are reasons for the horse to be sad. So, infinity punchlines. You try it!


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