Once upon a time, people from my hometown had to come here to New York to live out their sparkly dreams. They still do, probably, but they have to go home to get married, now that our lame-duck Democrat governor, John "Bald" Baldacci, has signed a bill to legalize same-sex marriage (and offered a quite fair, balanced explanation of why).
Alas there will probably be a referendum to overturn the bill in November — as I recall antigay ballot initiatives have done pretty well in Maine, in the past — but, wow, as if people needed another reason to have their wedding in Maine.
This Twin Lobster special? Gay. Gaygaygay, gay. Lobsters, gay together. Gay lobsters, from Maine.