So, while half the staff (the cooler half, apparently) is already in Williamsburg drinking free Heineken and hanging out with rock stars, we're here collating volunteer packets. [Ed. Isn't it a little late to be doing that?] What the camera fails to show, however, is that we, too, are already drunk, and that Lissy Trullie is doing an acoustic show in the corner. So screw you, Conklin, et al.