Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Jersey Man Dies in Vat of Boiling Chocolate

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 1:51 PM

What can I say, I guess my new beat is Jersey fuck-ups. A 22-year-old Camden man has died after falling into a big old vat of boiling chocolate. The end. (I'm off to go cover a cat stuck in a tree over in Teaneck.)

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Maybe he's not dead, just horribly disfigured, and he'll come back to exact revenge on the world that shunned him as this thing:
http://www.southsideblog.com/wp-content/up…

Posted by Benjamin Sutton on July 8, 2009 at 2:58 PM | Report this comment

It's so a "Six Feet Under" death.

Posted by nadia on July 9, 2009 at 2:17 AM | Report this comment

Nadia: So on point.

Posted by Hannah on July 9, 2009 at 2:55 PM | Report this comment

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