Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Greenpoint Nerds Set Up Nerd-Friendly Basketball League for Nerds

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 2:22 PM

4b57/1248195900-george_gervin.jpg First of all, how come I wasn't told about this? Apparently there's been a book-lovers basketball league happening in Greenpoint all summer. Set up by the WORD bookstore, games have been taking place at the courts across the street, with teams like the "Virginia Wolves" playing "Mrs. Balloway" (and no, it's not all Virginia Woolf related, i.e. "The Purple Pros"). Apparently it's all booked up, BUT I REALLY WANT TO JOIN IN THESE NERD GAMES, so please, if there's any need for alternates, I can answer all of the league-required literary questions (damn it, I host a literary trivia contest).

Other possible team names: "The Real Life of Sebastian Telfair", "The Moby Dunks", "A Confederacy of Dunks", "The Count Dunkulas", "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Thunder", "The Traveling of Marco Polo", "The Ice Man George Gervin Cometh to the Hoop"... There are thousands of them, but I have to work on my jump shot. Please, fellow nerds, add your own in the comments.

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"Darius Miles City, Montana."

"If On a Winter's Night a Traveler" actually kinda works fine as is. As does "Valparaiso." And "The Glass Key."

The worse your win-loss record, the more ping-pong balls you get in "The Lottery."

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Posted by Mark Asch on July 21, 2009 at 2:53 PM

Jonathan Safran Free-Throwers?

The Slaughterhouse Five?

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Posted by Mike Conklin on July 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM

ooh, ooh, The 3-Second Count of Monte Cristo

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Posted by Jonny Diamond on July 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Jonathan FranZone Defense

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Posted by Mike Conklin on July 21, 2009 at 3:24 PM

Basket at Tiffany's, A Shotclock Orange, Dunk Quixote, Gulliver Travels.

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Posted by Benjamin Sutton on July 21, 2009 at 3:26 PM

To Kill A Larry Bird

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Posted by JonB on July 21, 2009 at 3:28 PM

cyrano de goes-to-the-rack
doctor J.faustus
she hoops to conquer

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Posted by smith on July 21, 2009 at 4:04 PM

I'm in the league... and just so you know, some awesome names like Fortress of Ballitude and Invisible Man on Man got shut down, so... it's a tough crowd. But tons of f'in fun! Get in on next year! Alternates are key.

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Posted by lkycharmz on July 21, 2009 at 4:05 PM

This thread, and its terrible puns, has made me inordinately happy. (The King James Bibles, The Crying of Foul 49, Hardaway Times...)

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Posted by Jonny Diamond on July 21, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Brave New World B. Free

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Posted by HI H8ER on July 21, 2009 at 4:42 PM

How about "The Brooklyn Follies"?

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Posted by Brooklynator on July 27, 2009 at 3:32 PM

The above thought is smart and doesn’t require any further addition. It’s perfect thought from my side.

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Posted by steve456 on June 29, 2010 at 1:30 PM

This is a wonderful opinion. The things mentioned are unanimous and needs to be appreciated by everyone.

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Posted by steve456 on June 29, 2010 at 1:31 PM

wow that's great and cool.
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Posted by steve456 on June 29, 2010 at 1:33 PM
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